Partial to Grey

I most certainly

... could not win gold in women's skiier-x at winter X-Games; no matter how hard I tried.

Sad but true...

I knew the honeymoon was over when I caught myself watching a late night showing of Beastmaster II over Star Wars Episode I.

Seriously though...

I'm not generally a fan of redneck humor because, well, despite being reared in a redneck area where I was regularly beaten down by redneck authoritarians and the random redneck passer-by, I'm not a redneck. But hey! To each his or her own (if only that were legal).

That said, I think this would be a far less embarassing place to exist if only Larry the Cable Guy would write and perform a new routine around the phrase "Get 'r done right!"

Edible panties...

Edible panties are like a present wrapped in candy.

Yet another...

Yet another great thing about Boobies - one can enjoy them even when fasting for a medical procedure.

Language update

I've decided that from here on out I'm going to refer to my caucasian friends as "cracker".

This feels too familiar.

"Obviously it is best to avoid hangovers," I said, "but barring that - I recommend you embrace the hangover."

"I feel like shit," she replied.

I've worked too many Sundays.

Sundays should be for hangovers.

I could use more hangovers.

I'm back at the day-gig today. My apologies to anyone in the mid-Atlantic region of the continent who finds a shortage of Alcohol at their usual source for the elixir of the gods. It was a week of considerable lushitude.

Oh, and welcome to 6 June 2006 - 6/6/6.

Have a great day of the beast. 

The invention of the wheel is overrated

I found myself thinking that much has been made of the invention of the wheel. Personally I think too much has been made of it. The cat that came up with the idea of using wheels in groups of two or more... now that cat made a difference.

Our Kitchen - home to the Beaver Shot.

Dope beats

I think I might make a rap record. I'm not certain how I will market it, or what my rapper persona will be, or what the overall content of my rhymes will be, but I definitely plan to rhyme the lines - "She's late to take a shower" and "She date raped Matt Lauer."

Oh, and my crunk will be phat.